Writing

As soon as I left drama school and landed in the real world, I started writing. My first real endeavour was a novel set in an insane asylum in the middle of a wood in the 1950’s. It was really about the birth of modern psychiatry but it also served as a cathartic experience for my relationship with depression. The depression became manageable but the novel was not; hideously verbose I ended up turning it into a screenplay. After sitting on it like a bilious hen for a few years I finally decided to enter it for some film screenplay competitions. It won one! And I've been writing ever since...

My first novel is available on Audible Originals! It's rude!

Death and the Burlesque Maiden

Death and the Burlesque Maiden is a satirical feminist comedy crime caper, set in an alternate world of steampunk and strippers.


Yes, Audible commissioned me to write a novel.

No, I don't think they expected an alternate universe satirical weirdfest when they requested a 'crime' novel, but that's my jam. If it's your jam too, please do download and listen on Audible!

Writing

Not From Round Here

The Horror Comedy movie you need in your life, you just don't know it yet...

I wrote a feminist horror comedy film that's a bit like The Wicker Man, but with girls, also with laughs. It's been picked up by a brilliant producer, and while I can't say more than that just yet, I'm hopeful it won't be long before I can unleash the full, gruesome details for your delectation...

Boop!

More Horror Comedy, but this time for your ears only!

I've actually written a trilogy of horror comedies, and this is the third one (more on number 2 when I have time), but as it's easily the rudest and most outrageous and difficult to sell, I thought I'd go rogue and try turning it into an Audio Movie! It's a one-woman-full-cast-drama extravaganza! Basically, I play ALL THE PARTS and the story is then overlaid with an incredible film score by the wonderful Jake Ziegler ( https://www.jakezieglersound.com ). I will be donating a CHUNK of profits from the first year of release to the charity Break ( https://www.break-charity.org/charity ), who help care-experienced young people move into independence (as well as doing loads of other great stuff). All other profit will go back into my baby production fund to make the next audio gem...

Boop!
When a group of foster kids is adopted by a famous influencer and her ethical floating lifestyle brand Boop! things go grotesquely wrong, and the kids must fight for their lives to escape. Wellness has never been so sick...

Boop! is OUT NOW ON THE AMAZING PLATFORM XIGXAG! XigXag is a new ethical, sustainable audio platform based in the UK, that has no subscription fees, AND has a great X-Book feature, which means you can read the script as you listen, if that floats your boat. XigXag are amazing and will also donate their share of the profits to my chosen charity too, so if you haven't yet discovered XigXag.... GET ON THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW!

https://xigxag.co.uk/


Writing

The Perils of Persephone!

Huzzah! An audio comedy about a Lady Journalist with moxie AND a pet chinchilla!

Meet Persephone Pinkerton, girl reporter for The Daily Trumpet newspaper, whose journalistic gumption can only be matched by her ability to sniff out trouble! Determined to expose and take down the shadowy underworld crime syndicate C.L.A.W! (the Criminal League Against the World!) in each episode Persei and her generally grumpy pet Chinchilla (Ignacious Quimby) are sent to report on Lady News events for the paper, but they exploit every opportunity they can in order to unveil the city's evil adversaries and get Persei the front page article she craves.

Peril!

Intrigue!

Lady News!

Buns!

In collaboration with Rakkit productions ( https://www.rakkitproductions.com ) we shall soon bring you The Perils of Persephone! a one-woman-full-cast-comedy show in the spirit of an old Republic Serial. More to follow...


Writing

Unspeakable Audio

In league with the genius that is comedian Kris Dyer, and other illogically successful audio book narrators, we bring you Unspeakable Audio: bad books, worsley narrated. Amongst the featured hideous ear-horrors you can find two offerings from me: Araminta Posh and the Ugly Friend, and The Bloodsucker Fucker. More to follow next year...